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15 Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

Well if you don’t believe us, see for yourself.

Kids, shut your ears. This one is not for you.

Who would’ve thought these innocent songs we used to hum around as kids would turn out to be this dirty and not so innocent.

Well if you don’t believe us, see for yourself.

Here are 15 dirtiest Bollywood songs.

1. Dreamum Wakeupum (Aiiya)

If the name of the film is a moaning sound, you can expect the songs to be as dirty. Hence Dreamum Wakeupum.

Lyrics:

Face to face-um dharti putram
Top to base-um kamasutra-um
Thighs-um thunder-um down-um under-um
Size-um matter-um think-um wonder-um
Jumping-um…pumping-um…
Throbbingum…thumping-um…

2. Subha ko leti hai, Din mein leti hai, Raat mein leti hai (Amaanat)

Is she even human? My god! And how much stamina does she have?

Lyrics:

Chhat pe leti hai, kamre me leti hai
Bistar me leti hai, khule aam
Let ke leti hai, baith ke leti hai
Kya bura hai uska nam leti hai, kiska?
Apne sajan ka apne balam ka

3. Rukmani Rukmani (Roja)

Now I know the song is in south-Indian language. But that doesn’t mean its not dirty. This shows exactly how nosy your family and neighbors can be when you’re a newlywed.

Lyrics:

Rukmani rukmani shadee ke bad kya kya huwa

Kaun hara kaun jita khidaki me se dekho jara
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o
Ungli se chhua hoga kanp gayee goree tab
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o
Kaamdev mast hoke nachne lage thay tab
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o

4. Daloonga daloonga pyar se main daloonga (Amanat)

Umm, okay.

Lyrics:

Daloonga daloonga pyar se mai daloonga

 Daloonga daloonga, daloonga daloonga

 Daloonga daloonga pyar se mai dalunga

Nolakha haar tere gale me daloonga.

 

5. Ringa Ringa (Slumdog Millionaire)

Yup, you guessed it, the song is about sex. Don’t believe me? Give it a listen.

Lyrics:

Khatiye pe mein padi thi

Aur gehri neend badi thi
Aage kya main kahu sakhi re
Ek khatmal tha saiyana
Mujhpe tha uska nishana
Chunri mein gus gaya dheere dheere
Oooooo ohhh Kuch nahi samjha o buddhu Kuch nahi socha
Reng ke jaane kaha pahucha…

6. I am a hunter (Gangs of Wasseypur)

I mean, just look at the title guys.

Lyrics:

I am a hunter and she want to see my gun
When I pull it out boy, the woman start to run
She beg me to see it, she beg me to show it
But when I reveal it, she want to run and hide

7. Hum toh tambu mein bamboo lagaye baithe (Mard)

My only question is, why Amitabh Bachchan? Why?

Lyrics:

Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagae Baithe
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagae Baithe
Maine Zor Lagaya, Haiyya Hoo!
Haath Se Bhi Dabaya
Par Dil Ki Miti Na Chubhan

8. Sarkai liyo khatiya (Raja Babu)

Watching the video, we’re pretty sure Karishma is asking for some action and not trying to warm herself.

Lyrics:

Sarkai Liyo Khatiya Jada Lage,
Jade Mein Balma Pyaara Lage

Suyi chubhe koyi shola sa bhadake 
Suyi chubhe koyi shola sa bhadake

9.  Zara zara touch me (Race)

Katrina is clearly asking for it. Saif, touch her already.

Lyrics:

Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ah Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me
Ah Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me
Ah Zara Zara .. Oooo Ooo Ooo

10. Main laya hoon chuha apna (Yaar Gaddar)

How dumb do these lyricists take us for? You don’t think we get the metaphors?

Lyrics:

Ladki diwani hai ye karti hai ui ui ui ui,

Main laya hu chuha apna,

chuha apna, chuha apna,

Arey mai laya hu chuha apna,

kaha hai teri chuhi.

11. In the night, no control (Khiladiyon ka Khiladi)

Well you might have some control if you try to sleep early. But when Rekha is in front of you, who’re we kidding right?

Lyrics:

In the night no control
Kya karu kuch to bol
Tod de ye badan
Take my love take my soul
In the night no control
Kya karu kuch to bol.

12. Khada hai, khada hai (Yaar Gaddar)

TMI Anil Kapoor Shahab TMI.

Lyrics:

Khada hai khada hai khada hai dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
Khol khol khol darwaja khol bol bol bol pyar ke do bol
Khada hai khada hai khada hai dar pe tere aashiq khada hai

13. Mujhko Ranaji Maaf Karna (Karan-Arjun)

She’s clearly suggesting that she did something with someone and now she’s sorry about it and hopes that her Ranaji forgives her.

Lyrics:

Chatt Pe Soya Tha Behnoi
Main Tane Samjh Ke Sogai,
Mujhko Rana Ji Maaf Karna,
Galti Mhare Se Hogai

14. Angoor ka dana (Sanam Bewafa)

Whoever wrote the song, you’re clearly not fooling anybody.

Lyrics:

Angoor ka daana hoon

Sui na chubho dena

Sui jo chubhoi to ras tapkega

Jo ras tapkega to

Kismis ban jaaungi

15. Aa ante amlapuram (Maximum)

Umm, just watch the video.

Lyrics:

Mann mera mehandi kali
Umar meri atharah hone chali
Hata de chhilka, tu mere dil ka
Aa khaa le moong-phali

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